We”ll put blood red into your bangs
Sharpen your teeth into fangs
Untanning beds that never fail
To get that whiter shade of pale
And ensure that our manicures
Will file your nails into claws
A widow’s peek will look divine
Once we dye it black #9
And trim that devilish goatee
Since Friday’s buy one get one free
Get the look you always wanted
Suicide chic or downright haunted
See Xena at our zombie station
For the latest in disintegration
Drop down dead, ready to rock it
Egg beaters, electric sockets
Guarantee that perfect flare
To Bride of Frankenstein your hair
And Lilith truly is a whiz
At taming down that werewolf frizz
So now what can we do for you
Here at ‘Nightmares Do Come True’
Nervously I smile at him
“I was thinking…just a trim.”
Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth 
Awesome!
Thank you sir!
Very nice Marissa! 🙂
And sometimes a trim can be a nightmare!! The only time I went to a hairdresser in this parts of the world, I said: “Trim a bit”. Apparently, the guy didn’t have experience with curly hair, so he wetted my hair and started cutting. By the time he got to the other side, the hair was drier. That night at home I saw that it was uneven… And really, to cut a curly hair uneven is not easy!!
Oh, that is a nightmare. I have curly hair too so a lot of time I get more off than I asked but, fortunately, nothing bad as that.
I’m loving your dark and spooky theme all month. Where’s a freaker supposed to go when they’re getting ready for the Freaker’s Ball? 😉
One of my all-time favourite tunes. Yes – I might be a bit odd 😉
Odd?? You?? Ha, ha, that’s a terrific song. Thank you for turning me on to it.
It always brings a smile to my face even when I’m buried deep in a funk 🙂
So nice to hear Joanne!
‘Nightmare R Us’ methinks…are you a franchisee?
Well, this is actually the first one…but if you’re interested….I mean branching out into the U.K. would be great idea….we could talk.
We’re all zombies in England…an infection is my son’s greatest fear as it so happens! Sad really he’s 42!
Well then I imagine you’ll be raking in the business.
You totally rocked this!!! I could just imagine this ‘salon’ getting busy for the Halloween!
Yes, well really people do seem to look more and more ghoulish…with tattoos and piercings. I tried to stay away from that and keep it more ethereal.
Great decision. Love the whiter shade of pale! Haha!
This is amazing! Wonderful imagery and so funny, I love it as usual. Also love that song…Whiter Shade of Pale. Great work, Marissa!
Thanks L.T. Well, you know, I couldn’t find anything that rhymes with alabaster (true).
That’s a tough word…for sure.
That last line is a killer. I think I would say the same thing. 🙂
Well, of course. Are we not rational sensible people? Wait, don’t answer that.
Let me know if they have coupons, or I’m not even going to bother…..
A woman after my own heart!
Oh my…..I think I’ll be avoiding this place. Great verse as always, Marissa.
Oh, really?? That’s too bad! I told them to prep the untanning station for you.
My nightmares come true everyday!
And that is a good thing…correct?
Yep. My amusement park would be the anti-Disneyland. But you know that already.
Of course.
I have my own request. No sharpened teeth, but I’d prefer a pointy chin with a wart. Miracles happen. lol
Our most popular request…
Well, I definitely need “an upgrade” but would have to hesitate as I face the consequences of my actions. . .
Marissa, by any chance have you ever watched, “American Horror Story?” I have ‘dabbled’ in it from time to time but loved Lady Gaga’s gown and the fish eye lens of the new episodes of “Hotel” with Matt Bomer in some of the racy and violent scenes. It is not for the “faint of heart” but the dress and her makeup was eerily beautiful. Kathy Bates is great as the hotel concierge, too.
No, unfortunately I have not watched it but can only imagine the scenery as you describe it. Lady Gaga is always something to watch though I must say, I preferred her face when it was a bit more…um…shall we say…interesting. Kathy Bates is always a terrific actress to see as well. I’ll try to put that one into the rotation although it’s ultimately up to the kids. They own the TV.
Lady Gaga wears a weird style of makeup and not sure if this would mean less typical? The nudity, violence with vampires and blood baths not really good for kids.
The background music is good, but not sure if you would like it. Maybe someday when it is on tape or reruns. My kids ruled my choices so we could watch family shows together. It helped to talk during commercials. 🙂
Okay, we can stick to tape or reruns. Isn’t it funny the way the kids rule the tube?!!
It is kind of funny and fun, too. The kids, who we love, control the t.v. I grew up sitting with my brothers and parents in pajamas watching t.v. together. For me, it is kind of a tradition. 🙂
Yes, I know what you mean.
I see you are in full Halloween spirits Marissa!! 😀
Any special plans this time, Do you dress up? 🙂
Actually, I’m not that big on the holiday itself. Kind of wish my kids would get to the point where I don’t have to drag them to stranger’s doors and spend $30 each on costumes that I have to pray will last through the season. I know, bah humbug, right? Last year another blogger suggested that I do Halloween themed blogs through the month of October and it was so inspirational I decided to do it again this year. So that’s it…selfish purposes only!
Ha-ha there is nothing wrong with inspirational Halloween writing for yourself , I’m loving the whole theme ! 🍻🎉🙌
Listen. How did you know where I get all my make-overs done. Me and Dr. Frank-N-Furter? Are you following me?
Well, it is my job to try and get the down low on where all the hip people go to get work done (that’s right, I know more than you think). I will never give away my sources.
Even under torture?
Especially under torture!
Wasn’t this a “Rocky Horror Picture Show” reference? 🙂
I am not telling.
Trim that devilish goatee? Please bite your tongue in front of me!
A mere suggestion…
Lovely 😆😆
Thank you Nimi!
“Untanning beds” I think I just saw the whole of New Jersey assembling a protest outside your door. “Orange Lives Matter!”
New Jersey? How about L.A.! And they don’t have far to go!
True! How could I have forgotten to factor L.A. in?
I go Friday. A little off the sides and the top. All I got is a little these days, Marissa. Hahahaha.
I’m sure they could do a really nice reverse mohawk sort of thing…with spikes…. if you’re interested.
I’ll pass, Marissa. 🙂 Short is in for me now.
Well, you kind of already have that bride of Frankenstein hair going… I’m just saying.. from a long long long LONG way away (and totally kidding, also.. please don’t kill me).
Not at all. I could only hope to capture that punk look.
Teasing. Lots and lots of teasing. Or electricity, but results might vary with that one.
I’ll give it a try…well maybe not the electricity.
A different one this I think, worthy of praise from the dynamic Inchcock – I’ll share it if yer don’t mind gal. X
Oh , not at all! Thank you!
I can picture this with MJ’s thriller theme in the background. And somebody rapping on the side, perhaps you. Your poems leave me in awe and I can’t help but, to scroll down to read more and more. I am glad to have stumbled upon Your blog. Looking forward to reading your posts.
Quite a compliment, thank you! I look froward to reading yours as well!
My pleasure. 🙂