A lady weds her guinea pig
With an alien mother
Woman married 20 years finds
Husband is her brother
Body of the Loch Ness found
On bottom of a lake
Man grows beard which strangles him
Since it’s made out of snakes
Baby born with lobster claws
And beach ball for a head
Elvis rocks with Jackson once
They’re brought back from the dead
Two children have a staring war
Go 10 days without blinking
200 hundred year old man that claims
He is Abraham Lincoln
Woman slaughtered in world’s largest
Rodent infestation
Boy eats 19 hot dogs claims
That he’s possessed by Satan
Girl hooked on computer so
Her family sues Twitter
Grandma murdered by her cats gets
Buried in their litter
Child’s finger paint of poop
Gets displayed at the Getty
ZZ Top guitarist says
He’s actually the Yeti
And so it goes eternally all
Written to entrap
Whoever is naive enough
To buy into this crap
Though there’s some consolation to
The articles enjoyed
Lest readers smarten up and I
Find myself unemployed.
I have such a busy weekend, my attendance may be spotty at best. My apologies in advance… you probably shouldn’t even bother blogging.