I don’t think I can take it,
I really had enough,
You keep calling the house,
But when I answer you hang up.
My husband says you’re just a stupid kid,
And that you will stop soon,
But you never hang up on him,
Though sometimes he takes it in the other room.
I wonder if you’d just hold on,
For a great need has arisen,
And I have so much to say,
If you would only listen.
I’d tell you about my children,
They are healthy, they are happy,
And I would tell you how very much,
Those kids love their daddy.
I’d tell you how joyful we once were,
Such a perfect match,
And how everything will be better,
When we get over this rough patch.
I’d tell you how it feels,
To sit around and wait,
For him to come home,
When he says he’s working late.
I have faith in something bigger,
And I can still believe,
He wasn’t lying when he told me,
He would never leave.
I can tell you about the dreams we had,
And all the things we did,
But oh why would I tell you all that?
You’re just a stupid kid.
NaPoWriMo Entry #4
Dear Mr. Big Fat Shithead,
My name is Marissa Bergen and I am very interested in the open position your company has available.
I see you are looking for someone with a college education. You will be pleased to know that I attended college for quite some time before I realized that it was a huge, boring waste of my time. After that I furthered my education by teaching myself to play the guitar, writing songs, and reading books because I actually wanted to read them, not because they were assigned to me.
I developed marketing and people skills by booking and promoting my own rock band. I also proved myself to be a self starter and entrepreneur when I opened my own candy store and coat check business inside a rock n’ roll night club where I made more money selling Blow Pops to stoners than I will ever make at your stinkin’ job.
Now I am a mother of 2 children. Every day I get them to school on time, make sure they are dressed, clean, fed, and that their homework is completed. So sorry if I am a bit insulted when you question my abilities to be hard working, prompt, reliable, organized and detail oriented.
Please see attached for my resume. Fuck you very much for your time and consideration.