For my daughter it is long and low and can be almost fruitile,
From my son a toot from his boot can often become brutal,
When my husband’s at it, there’s such an awful smell,
You would think that Satan himself blessed him with the bowels or hell.
And when I give them all some beans, it almost sounds symphonic
All good and well although the smell’s catastrophically atomic.
Everyone loves a fart!
I guess it actually depends on what side of the fart you are on.
Very true. Very true…
You know you could post audio to your blog and let your readers vote.
Great idea…but without the olfactory component not sure it would be as effective
What a blast!! ;-D
Good one! Thanks Lita!
I agree with the above–needs sound effects! 🙂
Wow! Tall order! I’ll see what I can do…
I swaer….mine don’t smell…my husbands however…. WOW! We have actually looked into possible medical causes for his smell lol
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Too funny! I don’t have to worry about it because I actually don’t fart at all (lol)
lol