Some spell it with a C and H
Some with an extra K
I’ve seen it with a Q and X
And ends with H or A
And once I’ve gotten half way there
I have to start again
‘Cause I seem to have forgotten
Where to put the extra N
But it really shouldn’t matter
Where the wild wind it blows
When it comes to spelling Hanukah
It’s as if anything goes
All concept of grammar and
Religion have been shaken
Oy vey, like are they Jews?
Cause it’s more like they are pagan!!
Blatant abuse of language well
It’s causing quite a stir
Maybe now Mersh will worship but
Not wear a yamulke
But, oh yeah, while we are at it let’s
Condemn ourselves to hell
And go and spell it ‘yamika’
Like the goys think it’s spelled
Or perhaps its gone new agey and
It don’t like to be labeled
Or bogged down with proper grammar like
It’s brother dreidel (dreidl)
This is no less than anarchy
There must be a decision!
For correct spelling of Hannukah
I’m making a petition
And I hope that you will sign it but
One thing before you do
Tell me what you’re thinking should
It be one N or two?