I don’t know if it’s the chocolate taste,
Or if it’s the tobacky,
Whatever it is, all well and good,
If it makes my husband happy.
It tastes great and reduces stress,
Some may say it’s healthy,
All that not accounting,
For the mounting of his belly.
And I really hope he’s being neat,
Cause if he’s making crumbs, We
will end up with some rodents,
Who are acting awful funny.
Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth 