My girl left me for Satan
She said it was transcendental
When she saw him at the potluck
At the New Satanic Temple
Well she left me with the dog and I
Am cooking all my food
But I guess I must admit that he’s
One charismatic dude
Chorus:
My girl left me for Satan
And I guess it’s just as well
Though it’ll be kind of awkward when
We’re all burning in hell
Well it just ain’t been the same now that
My life became unfurled
Since my baby left me for the king
Of the underworld
I’m tired and I’m beat up and
Well most of all I’m bored
And I’m strongly thinking I should just
Go and worship the lord
Chorus
Well he stole my soul and now I guess
He stole my girlfriend too
But I guess the bathroom mirror should
Have given me a clue
Cause the steam don’t cover lipstick
And the truth is rather mean
But it’s very clearly written there
Says, ‘Satan loves Erlene!’
Chorus
I’m strongly considering forming a Satanic country band. Who’s in?
Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth 
😂 A country Satanic band is untapped genius!
Thanks! I would tend to agree. Country music seems to have a monopoly on everything now…why not Satan?
lol! I’ll join, but only if I get to write a country/polka demonic song.
Ooooh…I don’t know…I’m already stretching on the country thing…
How about polka/rap? I’m sure there’s a market for it somewhere.
What woman can resist a Bad Boy? There are just a few changes she would like to make.
Yeah, I hear he had to shave his beard.
Take your soul, take your girl. He is Satan. You should expect that type of thing.
Now you tell me!
Tom Waits would be my choice to front it … love your post
That is a great choice! Let’s get him on the phone…
Wow, what satanic lyrics, Marissa! And I can only agree: Satan is charismatic and can blind you with that. Hopefully, Erlene finds out before he steals her heart.
She’s too far gone.
Oh well, when “love” happens 😂
I once had a gal who left me for the local vicar…it seems she found him, a studious man, a more interesting chap than yours truly. I’ll never understand you gals.
Well, if it’s any consolation, robes on men just don’t do it for me.
Hells bells…I’ve only just this minute joined an order of Buddhist monks…I thought orange suited my pale complexion…how very wrong I was.
Orange is the new black…whatever that means!
Not when you’re walking about the town centre singing, ‘Harry Krishna’ completely overlooking his brother Cedric Krishna (who, on balance, prefers pink) is studiously ignored by one and all.
Though it’ll be kind of awkward when
We’re all burning in hell
LOL, ain’t that the truth? BTW, I haven’t heard the name Erlene since the Mandrell sisters. Love it, Marissa. Not joining the satanic band, though. 🙂
Ha, ha! I forgot all about the Mandrell sisters! And, BTW, too bad! I really had my sights on you for keyboards!
Well….I would join but…uhm…..me and that dude just don’t see eye to eye.
Oh, you mean the banjo player…with the horns…??
Sure…him too.
Part 2 please, where they meet again in hell 😊
I’m picturing fire breathing boot scooters at your sell out underground shows 😂
Oh, that would be a showdown at the hoe down alright!
No need to call em hoes 😂
Ha, ha!
As slick as they come!
Thanks Syl!
You’re welcome, Marissa! Have a good weekend!
Loved it. I bet he Satan would be diverting company until you realised where he had deposited you !!
Ha, yes, I’m sure he would!
Hahahaha, thanks for the laughs, Marissa!
BTW, the Devil himself could play the horns in your band, whatsay?
As long as his last name is Bergen!
🙂
Satan is quite the player, one gone girlfriend! I love the name, Earlene too 😀
Yep, that Satan! Well, can’t say you didn’t see it coming, right?
This satanic lyrics are fantastic and brilliant.
A country Satanic band? That I want to see and hear. 🙂
That will take a lot of doing. I tried to write this one on guitar and it just didn’t sound right. Know any Satan worshiping banjo players?
You did a fantastic, brilliant job with the lyrics.
Unfortunately, I don’t know of any Banjo players. 🙂
Ah, too bad!
If you need lyrics, I am your man. First idea for a title: Satan Needs a Good Press Agent
Did you really just ask me if I need lyrics?
This is an amazing, excellent sing that “hits all the country buttons!”
Reminds me of country songs about guys losing girls to truckers, hillbilly men in small towns and strange backstreet bars. . .
and you know they love their religious symbols and blaming Satan for all their problems.
It would have to be carefully presented, as the Cheesebergens are so far above the usual drivel. 🙂 🙂
sing = song
Oops!
Thanks so much for your kind words Robin! You really get it!
Maybe this’ll get me to start listening to country!
Perish the thought! I think even if I made this band a reality, I still wouldn’t listen to country!
Loved it and trying to imagine the tune
Thank you Nimi!
Just hoping you enjoyed your Memorial Day weekend and thanks for hanging with my posts. 🙂
Oh yes, same to you!
Country Satanic? Marissa, you have me falling off my chair in stitches. You are brilliantly hilarious! 🙂 ❤
Thank you Amy! Happy to provide a laugh!
Satan and pot luck do go together!
Who knew?
Hi Marissa, just wanted to make sure
Oops, checking if you had a post!! Smiles and hugs xoxo
Thank you for thinking of me! Nice to know someone cares, ha,ha! I should probably post again soon!
No rush, it’s summer and time to kick back with your daughter! She’s too young to say, “Get a job!” The son may be too young, too, but looks mature in band pictures.
Carrie Underwood is the spawn of Satan, LOL!
Hmmmm….you know I’ve always thought so…maybe she could duet this one with someone equally heinous. If I knew more about country music, I’d probably be able to find the perfect match.
Clay Aiken, ha ha (the other famous American idol winner, who seems to have vanished into hell or Vegas, but maybe he is doing better than I think…what do I know?!)