I was bringing Ms. James her Meals on Wheels
She didn’t come to the door
I went on in and there she was
Lying dead right on the floor
I called the proper authorities
They showed up minutes later
To find me eatin’ her fried chicken
And her mashed potaters
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Mama always said to never let a good meal go to waste! 😀
She would be proud!
Oh, young Marissa…to steal from the deceased. Shame be upon you.
Oh come on now Mike, sinners and casting stones and all that!
True enough
Never waste a good meal!
Right, think of all the starving children!
Yes, never underestimate guilt! It got me through many soggy casseroles.
That’s one of those when you know it is not appropriate to laugh but can’t help it 😂😂
Right, black humor at its finest.. or maybe its worst!
Which way ever – that’s actually what makes it so fantastic. It reminded me of the Dr. House character… lol!
I wouldn’t let it go to waste either! Mmm
Thank you!
Sounds like he complaints I hear. The food is lousy. It doesn’t come on time and the portions are too small. At least it can’t be blamed for killing folks.
So that’s what it is, eh? Come to think of it, I don’t feel too well…
Did you check the fridge and the cabinets too? After all, you don’t want to let the booze go to waist.
Was the misspelling of ‘waist’ intentional? Because you know I was watching my girlish figure!
My thoughts were the same as Erika’s. It’s not funny, but it really is 😀
That old black humor!
LOL! Only you, Marissa, only you. Hope there was gravy to go with. Mmmmm. 🙂
Yeah, but it was kind of lumpy! Humph!
Well it’s true, waste not, want not, I always say…. Lol!
Exactly!
I appreciate you’re not letting them go to waste.
It’s very environmentally friendly now that I think about it!
I agree Marissa. Look at you, saving the planet.
Love this one
Thank you Sheldon!
Glad you were inspired to write this little ditty.
Thank you April!
Hopefully gravy with those mash potatoes…lol!
Right, because if not, I would have had to complain!
Those darn meals on wheels!
Whooops! Busted!
Well, not like I really cared…
I mean.. come on, you can’t waste good food, right?
That’s what I’m sayin’…!
So the food is that good, eh? 😉
Ha, ha! Well, I didn’t exactly say that!
Good to see you back in action, funny girl!
Thanks. Well you know, here and there…just when I get inspired!
Cheers, M!
I admit I have eaten things I probably wasn’t properly invited to do so!
😀 More yummy when unplanned. . .
Marissa, this post was from last week! Shoot!
So sorry, I had grandies out the kazoo! My big gift to my grown children was to watch three grandkids on Friday, then another combo of three on Saturday night. I needed a vacation from my Mother’s Day weekend, dear friend.
No blogging visits, but ice cream post with Hendrix and girls got pre-scheduled. . .
No problem, better late than never! Always great to hear from you Robin!
You’re a one of a kind, original friend, Miss M. Don’t know why I called you this (?!) 🙂
Meals never go to waste, we all got to eat.
Excellent poem.
Indeed. Thank you Charlie!
You welcome Marissa. 🙂
Trying not to laugh…good one Marissa
As long as you don’t laugh while you’re eating…
This is hilarious. I had not seen it before 😀
Thank you Geetha!
Welcome Marissa 🙂
Why not? Would’ve been a shame to waste them. And really . . . it’s what she would have wanted.
That’s what I thought!
You’re a mess. I love that. 😉
I take pride in that!
As you should! It was definitely a compliment!