It’s my birthday bitches
And you all just best stand down
I ain’t takin no tiara cause
I wear a full on crown
You can wish me well on Facebook
But what would be even better
Is some shiny leather hot pants
And a pink angora sweater
A sterling silver bracelet that
Snakes so around my wrist
Now let me just be patient while
You go write down your list
Don’t look at me all guilty and
Tell me you never knew
I’m accepting gifts tomorrow
And the day after that too
You can call me egotistical
Or say I’m immature
But I think I’m doing pretty good
For just turned 24
And tell my boss it’s likely I
Won’t be in till next Monday
It’s officially a holiday
In many foreign countries
So roll out the red carpet
And a highway to devote
To the annual procession
In my purple satin float
Take your mop and broom, and don’t you even
Think about those dishes
Leave the laundry for tomorrow
Cause it’s my birthday bitches.
happy b-day,. marissa!
Thank you!
Happy Birthday and enjoy the week long celebration!
Week? We’re doing the whole month!
Happy belated Birthday Marissa. But the bitches? Too bad. 🙂
Ha, ha! Yes, too bad!
Happy Birthday my friend. Here’s to many more. Rock on!
Thank you Tony!
‘Pink’ sweater? Surely not Marissa, surely not!
We’re going hot pink…like Electric pink! Can’t wear black all the time you know!
Pink or black…let’s see…black any day of the week!
And you look so well in pink!
It’s the way I walk!
That must be it!
Happy birthday
Thank you!
Happy birthday!! Have an awesome ine.
This was hilarious 😂 – Don’t look at me all guilty and
Tell me you never knew
I’m accepting gifts tomorrow
And the day after that too
Thanks so much! (And also happens to be true…you know..just FYI…)
Happy birthday!
Thank you Dina!
Ha ha ha, great one. Have a great birthday. (It’s my wife’s birthday too.)
Thank you Craig and same to your wife!
I’m trying really hard to see you in that pink angora sweater but….just not happening…..hope you have a splendid b-day! 🙂
Well, I’m thinking a really tight hot pink one! I mean, what do you expect…you know, maybe with some leather pants…
Hahah! Happy Birthday! You know, I wouldn’t expect you to party any less than a rockstar!
Of course not!
Ah ah ah`! Loved it. Happy birthday girl. You rock!
Thank you Geetha!
Welcome Marissa. Hope you’re enjoying all the gifts and wishes that people had to comply with 😊
With emphasis on the ‘had to’.
😀
LOL, 24 has NEVER looked as good, Young Marissa. And I do believe the United Nations has shut down today and they’re requesting pointy party hats and those blowy thingies.
I’m headed over there now! Those people really know how to party…who knew?
Happy Birthday Marissa. Can’t think of any gift. So i just click the like button sealed with a kiss.
Oh, come on now…surely you can think of a gift…ha, ha!
I’m speechless because i’m not that generous. Surely i can give you a wink. 🙂
At least you’re honest.
Woohoo…. Happy Birthday, Marissa 🎂 🎆🎆🎆 Enjoy your 24th! I need to be careful with switching numbers…. would get worse….. 😄
That’s true, but even if they were reversed, you would still be giving me a compliment. How sad is that? Ha, ha!
Marissa…….. I hear you!!! Hear you soooooo well! Same boat 😄😄
Hahaha, fantastic. A very Happy Birthday 🙂
Let the party begin!
It already has!
Happy birthday to the only rock/metal goddess supermom I know !!!
Well, then it’s not too hard to be number one! Ha, ha! Thanks Syl!
Haha, you’re welcome!
Rock your birthday week!! 🙂
Oh, you know it!
Better get right on that list, head down to UPS! Great poem, Marissa. Have a fantastic b-day. (#24andlyingyourassoff) 🙂
Lying my ass off? Huh! (LOL)
Happy Birthday and if you blow out all your candles all your fashion wishes will come true.
I thought you were going to tell me there’s be a black out…but okay.
Happy 24th(ish) Marissa. Pink is the new black.
With emphasis on the ‘ish’ and yes, I’ve always thought so.
That was absolutely fabulous, you made my day.
…and you’ve made mine!
Happy Birthday Marissa!!
Woo Hoo! Happy Birthday!
Thank you Wendy!
Happy birthday to yoooouuuu!! Totally hope you have that crown firmly on and are getting thoroughly spoilt! Xx
But of course!
Happy birthday, Marissa! I am so going to “borrow” this on my birthday in April!
That would be terrific! Thank you!
Happpyyyy Birthdayyyy! Let’s see if your Virgo horoscope was accurate…
Virgo- August 23 – September 22
You are probably going to have a lot of time to play with today — so what kind of game are you in the mood for? If you do something fun that’s also physical, you are sure to have a fabulous time! Bonus points if you can partake in some sporting activity with friends you haven’t seen in a while. Everyone is in a great mood to blow off some steam and get competitive without getting out of hand. Few things will feel as rewarding today as whooping it up with your favorite people.
Thank you for this Kim! Sports were never my thing but I could probably do a creative take on that. Is clothes shopping considered a competitive sport?
Clothes shopping is when I do it, but I figured bass playing counted as well. 😉
Ugh…I hope not! Ha, ha!
🍰 🍷 🎁 🎸 (virtually every thing you need for a party!!!)
I will virtually tie one on for you tonight. 😉 Happy birthday Marissa!!!!!!
Sounds good to me!
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
Yay, Happy birthday! Mine’s on the 24th, so I shall be printing this poem and handing it out to everyone I pass that day.
You should for sure. An honor for me!
Haha! Happy Birthday! 🎉
Thank you!
Happy Birthday Marissa! I hope you had a great day 🙂
I did, thank you Paola!
Been missing these, of late! Pop the bubbly and a big hug, Marissa! Have an awesome day!
Thanks Kunal!
Hi Marissa…Happy Birthday to ‘You!’
Thanks Philip!
Haha happiest birthday Marissa !!! Thanks God I didn’t miss this post. Hope you had the best day ever!
Yes, this would have been a bad one to miss! Ha, ha! Thanks Zee!
You’re welcome Marissa. Hope you had a lot of cake 😀
But of course!
Late Happy Birthday wishes from Canada. Hope you had a great one. ❤
How very exotic! Ha, ha! thanks Olga!
Happy belated birthday
Better late than never! Thanks Tosha!
You’re welcome. Hope you had a wonderful day
Happy burt-day. May you have many many many more.
Burt? As in Burt and Ernie?
Or as in Happy Burtday.
YAY! What a great way for you to honor… YOU on your special day! You rock, Mama! ❤
Yes, well, if not me, then who, right?
Indeed~ 😀
Happy, delighted and devilishly exciting birthday, dearest Marissa!! ❤
So glad you and the hubby have a week to celebrate since I am late to the party!! I hope you saved me some chocolate cake and a simple two of alcohol! Cheers, dears!! xoxo
Well, let’s just say, if you ever come by, I’ll be sure to have some chocolate cake on hand.
Plan A ~ If I ever could find a way out of the warehouse “grind” and into a man’s arms who may be generous and curious to send me out into blogger’s homes. . . 😀
PlanB ~ No, I am liberated and saving money for a visit to your area someday soon. You will hear of the senior tour bus arriving in California, with the newscasters raving about how crazy these women and men in their sixties are!! Ha ha ha
Cheers and here’s to chocolate plus champagne!!
Well, personally, I would go for Plan B but maybe rather selfish of me!
LOL you do make me laugh 🙂 Happy birthday, Marissa!!
Happy birthday!
Thank Jessie!
Gee, happy belated birthday! Hope you had a full tummy!
Thank you Maida!
Haha… nice. And (belated) happy birthday
Thank Todd!
Really Belated B’day wishes dear Marissa. I am so glad to know you and wish you every happiness.
Thank you Nimi!