No one can be sure what went down
With Betty on that day
Did the change on Facebook make her
Fall as easy prey
Did she not pay attention to
The update rather sudden
So mindlessly went down her wall
A-clicking her like button
So what she’d end up doing some
Would think it rather bad
She liked that Annie had no friends
She rather should click sad
And then that post of Donald Trump
Well don’t ask me but frankly
She pressed her like button again
You’d think she would click angry!
And that post ’bout the guinea pig
Who was hit by the car
You think it was an accident
That she clicked on ha, ha?
Then she was angry little Tommy
Learned to ride a bike
Cousin Sheryl lost her eyeliner
And Betty clicked on like!
And sad when in the piles of snow
Eddie found a daisy
And laughed at Martin’s rotten fruit
I fear she’s going crazy!!
And soon there’s people piling up
That Betty did offend
And with no choice they found that button
And hit on unfriend
And no one even chanced to think
That she had made a blooper
But banned her off of Facebook and
They took ‘way her computer
And now we’ll see if Betty is
Still having any fun
As she rocks on her front porch
A-holding her shotgun.