I’m thankful smoking marijuana’s
Not against the law
I’m thankful for thong underwear
And for my push up bra
I’m thankful for the Macy’s sale
And my new mini dress
And thankful Gotham isn’t on
I’m thankful for mascara and
For automatic doors
I’m thankful when there’s pizza rolls
At the 99 cent store
I’m thankful for my microwave it
Truly is a blessing
And that instead of phone calls there
Are now emails and texting
For deodorant and hair dye
And for goodness sake
I’m thankful for chocolate ice cream, cookies
Candy bars and cake
And sorry I can’t hear you
What’s that you’re asking me?
What of friends and peace and love?
What of family?
Oh of course, why silly me
For my one sided view
I’m sure that they are quite thankful
For all of these things too
This is the response to a challenge from Erika Kind, to answer the question of what I’m thankful for. I waited a while on this one while I was doing my October horror series. Thought it would do better closer to Thanksgiving anyway.