Would You Rather…

Would you rather future travel or
To go back to what was
Would you rather look fat in your jeans
Or tell your wife she does

Would you rather whipped cream in your mouth
Or would you spray cheese whiz
Would you rather to be bad in bed
Or love someone who is

Would you rather have bad memories
Or good ones you forget
Keep up with the Kardashians
Vie for The Bachelorette

Would you rather loose your cash or clothes
Playing a game of poker
Be Spiderman or Superman
The Penguin or The Joker

Would you rather I keep asking you
These questions most inane
Or would you rather I shut up
And stop playing this game


73 thoughts on “Would You Rather…

  1. Love the whimsical flow. Reminds me of a children’s rhyme that I heard a long time ago. If I had a choice, I’d rather future travel …and maybe some of the others.

    • I thought that was more typical of a Monday!! Definitely future travel, whipped cream, joker, be in love with someone bad in bed, tell my wife/husband they looked fat and can’t even remember the rest….!!!

  2. I think I would rather go back and change so many things. Starting with a diet that doesn’t make me look fat in my jeans. So many errors to correct πŸ˜₯

  3. A fun one, Marissa. I’m not sure what I’d rather most of the time, but it’s fun to think about it!

    • I responded to this and can’t find the my response anywhere. Now I’m concerned that it won’t be nearly as witty…something bout throwing in another verse for you and making sure you were out before they got up in the morning with those two!!

      • Yes, the comment was received and was as witty as you thought it was. In fact it may have been too witty of WordPress πŸ™‚

  4. I’d rather squirt canned cheese on a Ritz cracker, place a green olive on top, and be a happy Mark. Thanks for reminding me of this simple pleasure of my past, Marissa. ❀ See, not all awful, your inane game.

  5. I am going to answer a few of these, but this was a “fun romp” of a poem/wordplay!
    I would rather have whipped cream.
    I would rather stay in present or head towards future. Never go back! πŸ™‚
    I would prefer a better lover and get the benefits. . . And loose my clothes over cash since 2nd purse stolen in one year is ENOUGH!! 😦

    • I’m with you on all of those except the better lover one. Guess I would rather suffer through than cause the suffering but you make a great point. I’m glad you had fun with this one!

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