Cecilia was a fairy girl
Who never fussed or cussed
But flew around in forests sprinkling
Love and fairy dust
Until she did get bored one day
Of always being nice
And called on Fairy Godmother
To ask for some advice
And her godmother said to her
“I know about these things
You must go out and live your life
To truly earn your wings
Go out into the human world
Live up and party hard
This amulet will protect you
And here’s my credit card.”
And so Ceclia did go out
To see what she could find
She ran around and had a blast
For all of fairy kind
She went out clubbing, danced on bars
Bathed naked in jacuzzis
Shopped around in high end stores
Drank champagne, ate sushi
Drag raced cars and belly danced
And really lived it up
While snorting lines from dollar bills
Of magic fairy dust
Time came Cecilia to return
And be among her species
But she was now a different girl
And asked to be called CeeCee
Wore halter tops and leather shorts
Hair pink from tip and root
Red lipstick, shadow, cat eye shades
And thigh high leather boots
And with her newfound confidence
She thought she’d take a chance
She grabbed a rather dishy dwarf
And did a dirty dance
Then Ozzy Osbourne did walk by
Was this an aberration?
Or flashbacks of bad acid trips
Causing hallucinations?
He visited the doctor then
To tell him that he saw
A fairy who was wearing boots
Dancing with a dwarf
The doctor said “you see these thing
Just don’t exist at all
You really have to stop the drugs
Get off the alcohol!
Get it together or I fear
Your life will soon be over!”
And laughed off Ozzy when he said
That he was stone cold sober.
I would like to thank Mark Bialczak for nominating me for the ‘If You Are A Quote Lover’ challenge. Of course I bent the rules a bit, but what else is new?
Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth 
This, Marissa, is a Rockandrollsupermom classic. Put it in your book, please and thank you! ❤
Thank you for nominating me Mark!
Love this ❤
Thank you!
Wish I had a fairy godmother who’d lend me her credit card! Love this one!
Oh yeah, tell me about it!
I feel sure you read about these things in a magazine or such like for I feel quite sure this is not from first hand knowledge!
Oh for sure. I mean, you know thigh high boots just isn’t my thing. And really…I’m not even completely sure is I know who Ozzy Osbourne is!!
Cheers for that…just as we set off on our travels you have to mention ‘thigh high boots’…really! Another, yet another cold shower for me!
Well, I certainly hope they made it into the suitcase!
Oh how I wish…just checked…she’s packed sandals and Docs! Bollocks!
And let me guess…flannel pajamas??
socks
A four letter word indeed…well maybe 5 but let’s just go with it.
Marissa you are hysterically funny as usual! What’s wrong with bending the rules? I would love a fairy godmother with an extra credit card :))
Me too!! Glad you liked this one!
Was the dishy dwarf Randy Rhodes? 😀
Yes, that’s where he is in the after life. Dancing with slutty fairies!
I was reading an interview with Zakk Wilde and he said Ozzie would always refer to the Rhodes as ‘The Dwarf” after Rhodes left Ozzie.
Really? I never knew he was that small. I actually just googled it and it said Randy was 5’7 while Ozzy was 5’10. I don’t know…I think a guy has to be under 5’5 to get called dwarf but I guess Ozzy Osbourne can do what he wants.
Outstanding in humor, choices of fairy gone wild named CeeCee and loved poor, old stone cold Ozzie’s bewilderment! Enjoy your weekend, Marissa!
Yes, I really wanted to incorporate a quote from a song into a poem and thought, the more bizarre the better. Glad you liked it!
Its effect was as you had hoped or expected, beyond bizarre filled with some sweet spots, too.:)
Ah, thank you!
Sounds like the girl who moved from NY to CA and was never the same again….maybe it was that trip to Vegas that got her to the point of no return, huh?
Definitely loved this one….I do believe it’s one of your best!
Thanks. Yeah, don’t know what to think about this one. I feel like it might have been too specific to Ozzy/Black Sabbath fans, but it’s nice to hear you liked it .
Them flashbacks get to u every time.
I’m pretty sure Ozzy’s life consists solely of flashbacks…for him anyway!
I effin’ love this song/ Ozzy. I just love the build up and the changes. Wait. Was there a poem too? Kidding! Great poem but I’m about to press repeat on this song. 😛
I’m so glad there are Sabbath fans out there! I thought I would alienate too many people who didn’t know or like the music. Black Sabbath is a band I could listen to on repeat endlessly!
Amen sistah! For years I have had this strange compulsion to get a hug from Ozzy. I’m so not a “fan girl” and I know he’s referred to as “The Prince of Darkness” but he’s a dad and a husband, and he just seems so cuddly! I know that sounds so weird, but I’m sticking to it.
Well he does have an appeal. Just watch that he doesn’t bite your neck!!
I’d be more concerned with Sharon seeing Ozzy bite my neck than the actual bite. She’s one feisty lady!
Oh yeah…I wouldn’t want to cross that woman!!
A fairy godmother with an extra credit card?! At this point I wouldn’t mind a troll with one either. From Cecelia to Cee-Cee, I laughed through the entire poem! 😀 Loved it.
Thanks! Yes, we all need a benefactor such as this one. So glad you liked it!
This one is a Masterpiece, Marissa! Wow, I have goosebumps! You outdid yourself with this one! How I was entranced and Loved every single line! Thank you! Love, Amy ❤
Thanks so much. Well, I really wanted to quote a song and this one was just so ridiculous I figured it would work if I gave it a back story! So glad you liked it Amy!
I DID!!!!!
I was living vicariously through Cecelia turned CeeCee!!! Love your twist on this. 🙂
Yep, so was I…but what else is new??
😀 I have a feeling some of your creations come from living vicariously through you. 😉
No other way!
Okay…… 🙂
Hmm, well, I’ll take your word for it. But I have a feeling A Momma Rocker has a story or two…..
LOL! That’s hilarious how you brought Ozzy into the fairy world. 😉
Well, if you think about it, Ozzy actually put himself in the fairy world. I just embellished a bit.
Loved every line Marissa…one of your best poems
Thanks so much Nimi!
Interesting storyline. Congratulations too!
Well, yes, the song is so bizarre, just thought it needed a bit of fleshing out!
Hi Marissa…Loved this! And—Black Sabbath…Works-eh—Thanks for sharing your wonderful writing with us!
Thanks Philip! And your writing conjured it wonderfully as well!!
OMG – this has to be one of your best. I too blinked at the Fairy Godmother lending her credit card. Where do I go to get one of these?!!!
… poor Ozzie is so fried, I could totally see this happening to him!
Yes, poor Ozzy…fried and misunderstood. As for the Godmother, really not sure if you could find one or else I’d have one for sure!
Well, if I find one, I’ll share with you 🙂
Can we each get our own credit cards?
Absolutely 🙂
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Couldn’t stop laughing reading this. You have such a wonderful way with writing humour.
Thank you Olga! Always happy to get a laugh!
appears wise to meet granny fairy…she gifts credit cards :))
I’m certain one day your will come too!
i would rather wish to meet young fairy…who knows :))
A young fairy with an unlimited credit card…now who wouldn’t want one of those!!
haha…yeah, remains out of stock :))
This made my day! Such a clever poem
Oh, thank you! Look forward to hearing more from you as well!
Very nice Marissa! 🙂
Amulet and credit card, what else could you need?
I can’t think of a thing!