If I was Invisible Woman
Whenever I got the chance
I’d go up to random strangers
And I’d pull down their pants
If I had Mystique’s powers
I’d decide what the hey
I think I’ll go morph into
Kate Middleton for the day
If I was the Black Widow
I’d go to any ends
Of hacking all your emails
And then spamming your friends
If I were Wonder Woman
With the Lasso of Truth
I’d make Audrey tell me
What she really thought of Ruth.
Because great power brings
Great responsibility
Which is why they’d probably
Take mine away from me.
Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth 
haha π very nice indeed! enjoyed this a lot!
Thanks so much!
You’re welcome π
This is all very well and good young Marissa but would you change into character by spinning about in a telephone box or find a place to change with a little more panache?
I prefer the Victoria Secrets dressing room except that last time I was there I saw you had snuck into one of the stalls and had equipped it with some sort of scuba diving gear that you had affixed a magnifying glass to…well let’s just say I will have to look into other options!!
Victoria Secrets! Is that the title of a bit of erotica or a gals name?
Made me laugh! What a great post Marissa! π
Thanks, glad you enjoyed!
π
Your brilliance has no limits, Marissa. π
Okay, can you please tell my family that?
Hey, Bergans, listen up. You are living with a friggin’ genius!
Thank you! I’m sure this will change everything!
At your beck and call, Marissa.
Well… the inner geek in me feels the need to tell you that Marvel created a role playing game (ala Dungeons and Dragons) years ago where you could become your own superhero… at least.. fictionally.
Sounds good. You know as long as I’m able to use my powers in the most irresponsible way possible, I’m in!
Absolutely. Is there any other reason to play a role playing game other then to do irresponsible things?
No!!
Haha! The second I saw the picture, I immediately knew it is your post!
Really? What tipped you off? Was it the fact that it said Rock N’ Roll Supermom at the bottom? Ha, ha!
Haha! I don’t know.. I guess it’s the way it’s titled! Then saw the picture! Suddenly it just hit me! The post was yours.
Haha π love it. If I had any of those powers I’d probably somehow just make myself miserable. Everything here sounds way more fun.
Wow, you know, a lot of super heroes do make themselves depressed. Just way too much responsibility if you ask me! Look at poor Spider Man!
That was great, Marissa! I was laughing at the notion of superheroes pantsing people, but hey, why not?
If you have the super power, it would be a shame not to take full advantage!
Clever indeed. I’m pretty sure if I got superpowers, I would be complaining that I didn’t get a different one. Or that mine doesn’t work all the time, or that it only works during the day, when I’m trying to nap, or it makes my weakness pizza. There’s always something…
Yes, I hate it when that happens. It’s like you want to sleep, or you’re just getting ready to bite into a piece of pizza and the next thing you know your in the suit fighting bad guys and you’re like ‘all I really wanted was a slice with pepperonis!!’
Yeah. The getting interrupted is the worst part.
A girl can’t have any fun.
I know…really!!
Great powers brings responsibility,great one,love the poem,you only have a twist
Always like those twists you know, Sheldon!
Yep. That would be you all over. It would make for a very short but very colourful career! But if I had Mystique’s powers? It would be Elle MacPherson. Every time. Somehow, I think HH could live with that.
Oh, I’ll bet. Part of it is just finding a name that comfortably fits in the verse but you are welcome to substitute in your mind any time!
LOL!! At last an honest discussion about the use of superpowers!! Who among us wouldn’t be tempted to colour outside the lines?!! π
Yep, just a teeny bit, I’d say!
I loved this! How funny these are….I wonder if you have a list of people you’d pants first or whose e-mails you’d hack first. Um-hmm…..I’m seeing our Marissa has some secrets she’s not sharing. π
Oh yeah, that would be great. I think I will write my next poem about that and title it ‘How to Lose Friends Quickly’!
Very good. I will look forward to that! Sounds like a winner to me!
You are too funny, just hilarious. Were these words born from out of “real life experiences” perhaps? Hmmmm…… Anyway, this is for you, my friend. Just my way of saying, I appreciate you so much!
https://herladypinkrose.wordpress.com/2015/03/25/together/
Love, Amy
Very funny Marissa π
I want the Lasso of Truth too! π
Ha! How cool would that be?
SO COOL!!, I would lower considerably the amount of suckers I meet π
may all you wishes come true! π
Thank you!
I think you would make an awesome Catwoman. You have such a great meow.
Purring and sharpening my claws…
I would vote you get them back again!!! Great responsibility doesn’t mean you can’t laugh!
I think the powers that be have banned me by now! Maybe you could talk to them???
I’ll do my best Marissa…..
I think they’d take mine away also, but I love your naughty thoughts
I can only imagine what yours would be…
LOL!
“Because great power brings
Great responsibility
Which is why theyβd probably
Take mine away from me.”
Now that’s how you end a brilliant poem with a questionable narrator. π
Questionable?? Why I never!! Ha, ha!
Too funny. You seem to know your comic characters awfully well.
It’s called having a son. I had to brush up for this one…with his help, of course.
Sure…
Too funny! I sometimes want to pull down strangers’ pants, too…. especially when they’re already hanging too low! π
Oh tell me about it!
The opening is priceless. They make take away your powers but it’d be funny to see these things happen while you had them. You’d be the funniest comic heroine/hero/villain/villainess ever created.
Thank you! Maybe a movie in the works?
Yes. It’d probably make 2 billion dollars, too.
Super theme.
Thank you!
That really an honor that you would think my poem sounded like a David Bowie song
Thank you M
Well you are quite welcome!
I lucked out, Marissa. Found you hiding with your (visiting from your “invisible” post) cape and boy you are one sexy rocking and rolling heroine!! I would be content to be Val Kilmer’s Robin and greet him in the Bat Cave with a cape and nothing else. Ha ha! π
Oh yes, you certain dug up and oldie, and hopefully a goodie. Val Kilmer did indeed make for a striking Batman and what a Robin you would be. You’d probably end up distracting him from saving the world but oh well…all this with great power comes great responsibility stuff is really overrated.