It’s Alarming How Charming It Is When You’re A Farming

By the bottle he lived,
By the bottle he died,
A sad state of affairs,
When he decided to take that ride.

Doing some drunken gardening,
On a lawn mower I’m told,
When he decided to cut some grass,
At the house across the road.

The policeman saw him,
And he then thunk,
That’s old Danny,
He must be drunk!

And that’s why my father in law,
Is the only man I know,
Who got a DUI,
When all he wanted was to mow.

Danny

18 thoughts on “It’s Alarming How Charming It Is When You’re A Farming

  1. I’ve been a bit tipsy on the mower, I’m afraid. However, I’ve never been asked to step away from my rider and recite the alphabet. πŸ™‚

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