If followers become immersed,
In your witty yet subversive verse,
And decide they don’t like the tone,
(Or accidentally hit unsubscribe on their iPhone),
A situation arises most appalling,
As you watch those statistics falling,
And your conscious may prevent the release,
Of a controversial masterpiece.
You wonder who might get offended,
Or leave your page most discontented,
But I just say of those folk,
Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.