Here I stand at the DMV,
And I must say it’s a sight to see,
That under the sickly glow of fluorescent light,
All people of the world unite.
To create a lovely vision,
Of every world, class and religion,
Ages range from young to old,
As if a rainbow might unfold.
And though a sense of community could be thriving,
Based on this common skill of driving,
The bond that holds us here is this,
We’re all completely fuckin’ pissed.