The Queen of The Strongly Worded Emails

If the pen is mightier than the sword,
Well then bring it on,
Cause when she’s at a keyboard,
She’s like an atomic bomb.

She don’t care if she hurts their feelings,
She don’t care if they think it’s mean,
Cause when it comes to strongly worded emails,
Bow down to the queen.

Teachers, parents, businesses,
Can close the door with 20 locks,
It ain’t gonna protect them,
From what waits in their inbox.

They might have thought they were her buddies,
They might have thought she was their friend,
But she’s the Queen of Strongly Worded Emails,
And she’s hitting send.

Their heart plummets to the ground,
They start to sweat and stress,
When they see that message highlighted,
From her email address.

She’s callinโ€™ them names and usinโ€™ words,
I bet they never even knew,
And if they read between the lines,
She’s vaguely threatening to sue.

So all those bitches,
Can bow down and see,
She’s the silver tongued devil,
Of the 21st century.

And nobody can be meaner,
And nobody can be ruder,
So they best watch their words,
Or she’ll bust out on the computer.

And when they see those emails coming,
They know it is the end,
Cause she’s the Queen of The Strongly Worded Emails,
And she’s hitting send.

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28 thoughts on “The Queen of The Strongly Worded Emails

  1. Haha! This is amazing. I’m more a strongly-worded-email-for-therapeutic-purposes-only. I have a bad habit of editing all the angry out.

  2. My mind kept putting this to a rap beat ’cause you’re/she’s so tough! I can just see her fingers in her fingerless leather gloves with spikes on all knuckles hitting that SEND button…

  3. Awesome. And I agree with the comment above that this needs to be sung, but I don’t know about rap–I’m sure you could decide best ๐Ÿ™‚

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