She said she doesn’t need a man,
To give her validation,
And told him Tori Amos,
Was her biggest inspiration.
She then condemned the opposite sex,
For seeing her for physical features,
And made it perfectly clear,
She thought them inferior creatures.
She threw out terms like slut shaming,
And reviled sexist hating,
And made is clear these were rules to which he should adhere,
Should they continue dating.
When she was done he didn’t know,
Whether to leave or to applaud,
But she was hot, so with feminism,
He would get onboard.
And immediately began thinking himself,
A liberated fella,
But when they reached the door,
He encountered his first dilemma.