Jimmy wore a big smile when he left that night
Sure the fun was about to begin
Not only did he have a girl on each arm
Imagine his luck-they were twins!
But when he got into his humble abode
He felt his heart begin sinking
When he realized he knew not what to do with the two
His smile wasn’t all that was shrinking.
He thought he’d lay back while the two girls attacked
But since they weren’t into each other
He awkwardly sat in between the two girls
Wishing that he had a brother.
He decided to give the girls back rubs
A task that would prove so demanding
He found himself almost grateful to find
The evening not quite what he’d been planning.
It was at this point that Jimmy gave up
And let us agree not to speak
Of a night spent playing Monopoly
Paired with a peck on the cheek.
But Jimmy’s not one to be down on his luck
He returned to that same bar to spin
Sordid tales of that wild night
He totally banged the twins.
Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth 
Ha and also ugh spinning tales. I guess he tired himself out with all those back rubs.
Apparently!
Hmmm…twins? I wonder who they might be…
Right, it’s Zack and Cody from the Suite Life. Knew you would pick up on that…I plan on writing a part 2 on what happens when Jimmy actually finds out…
LOL at the Zack and Cody reference!