They’ll Probably Kill Me (A Music Vlog Starring Moi)

A music vlog dedicated to all the women who feel like they have to be everything to everyone.

I ain’t gonna do the laundry so there
My husband will probably kill me
He won’t have no clean underwear
I know he’ll probably kill me

What do I care? Not a lot
I’ll just put on something hot
My husband will probably kill me today

I burnt the dinner again today
My kids will probably kill me
It was frozen pizza anyway
I know they’ll probably kill me

If they’re mad or if they’re hurt
I’ll just give them chocolate cake for dessert
I know they’ll probably kill me today

Wrote something dirty on Facebook today
My mom will probably kill me
I’m a big girl but anyway
I know she’ll probably kill me

I don’t know but I have a hunch
If I try to be nice and take her out to lunch
My mom will probably kill me anyway.

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24 thoughts on “They’ll Probably Kill Me (A Music Vlog Starring Moi)

  1. I am completely offended! It’s such a cute little joke when women fantasize about killing their husband, but what if the poem was about a man killing his wife? Would that be laughed at and shared all over the internet? (I’m not really offended)

  2. Oh my gosh, that was great! Kinda had a Buddy Holly feel to it. And I think they’ll all let you survive, what with you being such a doll and all. Well done, rocker chick! πŸ™‚

  3. Reblogged this on My Wild Surmise and commented:
    Hey, friends and followers! Meet rock blog hottie and all around cool rocker chick/ hilarious mom, Marissa Bergen, from “Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth”. I could tell just from her blog title that she is my sister from another mister. Enjoy Marissa’s song, “They’ll Probably Kill Me”, and have fun reading her blog!
    Marie

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