You may be in your car
Trying to be discreet
You don’t know I’m watching you
As you hide it beneath your seat
You can say you were scratching an itch
Whatever excuse you plead
I think Seinfeld said it best
“If we pick do we not bleed?”
Some say it is good for you
Others say it’s gross
What your take on it may be
Only the nose knows
You can hide it in the couch
Or in between your toes
Remember you can pick your friends
But you can’t pick your friends nose.
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Love the twist at the end! ;-D
Thanks Lita! Enjoying your blog as well!
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Ha. Lovely stuff Marissa.
Though there’s clearly something wrong with me as until the Seinfeld line I was totally thinking that you were talking about something else! Sorry.
Of course you did. You know I really hate the LOL phrase, but literally, right now doing so. Thank goodness no one else is in the office (as I am once again being very contrary and blogging when I should be working.)
If you can get away with it, then go for it!
An ode to nose-picking. Nice 🙂
Thanks Sparrow. I take it you are settling in to your new digs. Sure there will be blog worthy content on that.
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Ha ha! That was freaking great! Love that Seinfeld episode too. I gotta read this to my hubby, he’ll laugh his head off. What a clever girl you are, rocker mom. 🙂
awwwe…thanks Marie!
I see your topic links on the side bar while scrolling through your site. “Nose picking?” I murmur. Click. HILARIOUS!
Yep, well you know, just thought it would be a funny topic. So accounting for what inspires!