Mucophagy

You may be in your car
Trying to be discreet
You don’t know I’m watching you
As you hide it beneath your seat

You can say you were scratching an itch
Whatever excuse you plead
I think Seinfeld said it best
“If we pick do we not bleed?”

Some say it is good for you
Others say it’s gross
What your take on it may be
Only the nose knows

You can hide it in the couch
Or in between your toes
Remember you can pick your friends
But you can’t pick your friends nose.

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15 thoughts on “Mucophagy

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  5. Ha ha! That was freaking great! Love that Seinfeld episode too. I gotta read this to my hubby, he’ll laugh his head off. What a clever girl you are, rocker mom. 🙂

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