Cinderella and Charming once adoring,
Now their love is old and boring,
And I fear they may be looking around,
For more inventive ways of getting down.
The princess was caught in a bar,
With Captain Hook’s hook down her bra,
And again we caught the slutty vixen,
Getting freaky with Rumplestiltskin.
But what got Cinderella in to this mess,
Let’s blame not the poor princess,
It seems that she was none the wiser,
When Charming turned out a womanizer.
Into strange fetishes unknown,
Involving calluses and hammer toes,
When she found her once beloved mister,
In their bedchambers with her stepsisters.
And though Rumplestiltskin and Drizella,
Indeed make for strange bedfellas,
Years of predictable perfection,
May qualify these predilections.
And neither party could deny it,
But said,”Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!”
Happier again. 🙂
Okay, good. I guess the humor hides the fact that this one is a bit disturbing too! (Ha, probably shouldn’t have written that. Smile on, my friend!)
A little hidden. The humor was just so humorous! Had to smile 🙂
Hope you can.
Oh yes, absolutely! I was just kidding around!
Relieved to hear. I thought so, but we’re still getting to know each other. However, I believe I just learned you’ll always be delightfully preposterous.
Yes, a good thing to keep in mind!
And what about Sleeping Beauty and all her wet dreams.
Yes, I should probably revisit this one with a more comprehensive account using all fairy tale characters.
Calluses and hammertoes!!!? Cannot stop laughing. The dog thinks I’ve gone off the deep end. I’ll just tell her Captain Hook made me walk the plank.
Probably a wise idea! Glad I could make you laugh today!
Crikey he must have been down on his luck to fancy the sisters – not for me even with a barge pole with a boxing glove on the end. Wonder what Hook’s, hook hooked upon? There you have, you’re doing it again I’ve just done a Bobby Bob Bob skit based upon multiple ‘same’ words (True).
Well, I’m glad I inspired you today Mike! As for the sisters, well, you just never know…
I literally shuddered at the foot fetish bit. Blech!
Okay, I guess my work here is done then!
BLECH!!! I think I will keep knocking it because NONE of that is calling for me to try it! 🙂
Hammer toes???????
Sorry Colleen!
Hahahahahaha! 🙂
I like the playing with captan hook’s hook 🙂
Hopefully she made it through in one piece! Thanks Joan!
Marissa – this elite talent – You have great style to introduce a story..Wow~~
Thanks so much!
Imaginative indeed! I guess there’s always another twist in every story. 🙂
I try!