A music vlog dedicated to all the women who feel like they have to be everything to everyone.
I ain’t gonna do the laundry so there
My husband will probably kill me
He won’t have no clean underwear
I know he’ll probably kill me
What do I care? Not a lot
I’ll just put on something hot
My husband will probably kill me today
I burnt the dinner again today
My kids will probably kill me
It was frozen pizza anyway
I know they’ll probably kill me
If they’re mad or if they’re hurt
I’ll just give them chocolate cake for dessert
I know they’ll probably kill me today
Wrote something dirty on Facebook today
My mom will probably kill me
I’m a big girl but anyway
I know she’ll probably kill me
I don’t know but I have a hunch
If I try to be nice and take her out to lunch
My mom will probably kill me anyway.
Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth 
This was very beautiful!
Thank you.
Ha! Love the lyrics. The link doesn’t seem to be taking me to anything, though?
Thanks Sparrow. I don’t know what happened. It was getting a pretty good response and then the link broke. I think you can access it by cutting and pasting the link in to your browser. I am working on trying to republish it. Thanks for the heads up.
I see it now! Awesome 🙂
ps: this is really catchy. I’ve now had it running through my head all day!
Reblogged this on Glorious Results Of A Misspent Youth and commented:
It was brought to my attention that the link to YouTube was not working properly on my first attempt at publishing this. So, here goes again…
The lyrics on their own were good enough, but now I’ve just seen the video too. Ha. Brilliant.
I didn’t have the heart to tell you it wasn’t working before! Sorry.
Thanks Sean. I’m glad you liked it. Actually another blogger brought the problem to my attention and I was really glad she did but I appreciate your kindness as well.
Brilliant Marissa!! I love it!
Thank you Gisela!
🙂 Have a great week Marissa!
This feels soulful and also full of heart. Original vibe.
You are such a natural performer. It is instinctive for you. So talented! More power to you.
And another thank you! Always appreciated as are your talents as well!
I am completely offended! It’s such a cute little joke when women fantasize about killing their husband, but what if the poem was about a man killing his wife? Would that be laughed at and shared all over the internet? (I’m not really offended)
I got kind of scared when I read this one…and then I realized it was from you. Thanks Phil!
This was awesome! And so much fun to listen to. Its nice to see the real person behind the blog instead of just a tiny picture. You are a brave and talented woman!
Thank you for being the first to call me brave. I admit to being very nervous about publishing this one. It’s been a long time since I rock n’ rolled!
Oh my gosh, that was great! Kinda had a Buddy Holly feel to it. And I think they’ll all let you survive, what with you being such a doll and all. Well done, rocker chick! 🙂
Awwwe! That was sweet!
Reblogged this on My Wild Surmise and commented:
Hey, friends and followers! Meet rock blog hottie and all around cool rocker chick/ hilarious mom, Marissa Bergen, from “Glorious Results of a Misspent Youth”. I could tell just from her blog title that she is my sister from another mister. Enjoy Marissa’s song, “They’ll Probably Kill Me”, and have fun reading her blog!
Marie
you kill !!! ;D Love this song c
Thank you!